We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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