So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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