Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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