we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
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love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
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He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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