Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Dick very happy bro
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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