Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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