Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
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I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
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He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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