I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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