therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
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so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
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Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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