So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
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The strip club called, they have your shoe.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
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That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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