let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Randomize
