College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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