yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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