I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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