your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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