So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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