Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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