Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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