So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
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