I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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