Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
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you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
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We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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