Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
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I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
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I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
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