your thong is hanging out like whoa
We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
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I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
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he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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