This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
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i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
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I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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