so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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