Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Swine flu. Run for my life!
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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