You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
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OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
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There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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