Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
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My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
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And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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