everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
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Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
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I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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