I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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