just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
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She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
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I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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