ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
My balls are so social today.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
