Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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