Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
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