She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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