So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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