just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize
