make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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