yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
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I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
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Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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