just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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