Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
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I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
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Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out