I bet he comes in French.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
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he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
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Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.