How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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