roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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