Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Randomize
