do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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