haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
