Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
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he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
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The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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