and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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