I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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