Farmville is her only friend.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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