just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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