..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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