wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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