Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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