I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
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